In the past, I’ve always been pleased with my driver’s license photo. Although I wasn’t excited about going to the BMV to get my license renewed, I wasn’t dreading getting a new photo taken. Big mistake!!!
Of course, after waiting eons in line, it was finally my turn. My belly is huge now and it’s quite obvious that I’m pregnant. However, the lady I dealt with actually asked me if the weight on my license was my current weight. Um, NO!! I would not let her change it, though, since this is just a temporary condition that I’m in.
With the weight issue resolved, it was picture time. I stood up straight and smiled. Apparently, this was all wrong. I wasn’t allowed to smile – or at least show my teeth. This was quite awkward for me b/c I’m a smiley person. Then, she said that I had way too much hair showing. I kept pulling it back, but it wasn't helping. I was afraid that she was going to yank out a pair of big scissors at any moment. She told me to stare at this little camera and not to move. Then, she told me to lower my chin. This, of course, made my huge pregnancy double chin come out. Naturally, I smiled again and she "NO SMILING". Then, she took the picture.
What I ended up with is this horrible picture of me smirking, looking like a deer in the headlights, with 8000 chins and no hair. It's a real beauty. And I'm stuck with it for the next 6 years.
I made the mistake of showing it to my dear, sweet hubby. He thinks it's great fun to mimic the picture. Thanks for your support in my time of need, dear!
One coincidental side note - That same evening I showed this horrendous pic to the hubby, I found an interesting flier addressed to him in the mail. It was for men that were ready for new relationships and to meet new women. He kind of shrugged it off and said, "Well, have you seen your license picture??" Thanks again, sweetie.....